Spare souls ☾☼

Trying to sort the mess inside.

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 04:57:01 -0500

I am in pain. An anger stirs in me that keeps my mind from remaining quiet and organized. This is...

amanduhjoy: timsutton: thankyousirmayihaveanother: timsutton: ...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:14:30 -0500

timsutton:

thankyousirmayihaveanother:

timsutton:

WHAT

It’s a cup cake.

It’s a cup cake

goddammit

Every time.

blankslate: i tried to write about your eyes but i ran out of clichesi tried to say you plainlybut...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 23:48:56 -0500

blankslate: i tried to write about your eyes but i ran out of clichesi tried to say you plainlybut...

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Wed, 13 Feb 2013 14:14:34 -0500

andreadiamond: .

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 07:38:34 -0500

andreadiamond:

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Fri, 08 Feb 2013 04:47:04 -0500

"Did you know, you can quit your job, you can leave university? You aren’t legally required to have a..."

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 02:57:59 -0500

“Did you know, you can quit your job, you can leave university? You aren’t legally required to...

"But nobody ever forgot anything, not really, though sometimes they pretended, when it suited them...."

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 02:57:56 -0500

“But nobody ever forgot anything, not really, though sometimes they pretended, when it suited...

wontondj: pengu56: screamingthesilence: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 02:02:33 -0500

wontondj:

pengu56:

screamingthesilence:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS

APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE

FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THAT SWEET WOMAN OF JESUS AUNT JEMIMA’S WAFFLES AND YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM THAN JUST GRAB WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DAMN ICE CREAM THEN SHIT MAN YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK.

IF YOU’RE NOT A WHINY PANSY AND YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE BEING A HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER THEN TOSS IN SOME OTHER SHIT YOU LIKE

BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FOCUS ON ALL YOU PANSIES WHO WANT YOUR ICE CREAM UNTAINTED BY OTHER SUCCULENT TOPPINGS

RIP INTO THAT BOX OF SWEET AUNTIE’S WAFFLES AND FIRMLY GRASP TWO

NO MORE THAN TWO

JUST DON’T DO IT

YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE COLOSSAL CREAM CLUB SUB

ONCE YOU HAVE THOSE TWO LITTLE SHITS IN YOUR HAND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM SO THAT THEY LAND PERFECTLY IN YOUR TOASTER

IF YOUR AIM SUCKS ASS JUST PUT THEM IN GENTLY WHILE TRASH TALKING YOUR TOASTER BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HARDCORE

WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR YOUR WAFFLES TO BE AS TOASTY AS YOUR CHOICE ASS RUN OUTSIDE AND SMASH A CAR OR SOMETHING

BY THE TIME YOU WASH THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE SYRUP DISKS SHOULD BE READY FOR ACTION

TOSS THOSE FUCKERS ON A PLATE AND PILE THE CREAMY GOODNESS ON ONE OF THEM

COVER UP THAT SHIT WITH YOUR OTHER WAFFLE AND WHIP OUT THAT BUTTERFLY BLADE YOU KEEP ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE THUG LIFE CHOSE YOU

STAB THE BASTARD REPEATEDLY UNTIL IT’S PERFECTLY SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

NOW FOR YOU SICK FUCKS THAT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MORE TOPPINGS YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE SAME SHIT THAT I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU TO DO BUT BEFORE YOU PILE ON YOUR ICE CREAM YOU WANT TO LATHER YOUR PEANUT BUTTER/ CHOCOLATE SYRUP/ WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ONTO THE WAFFLE

THEN DUMP OTHER TASTY SHIT ON THERE AS YOU SEE FIT

YOU GET TO FIGURE OUT THAT PART I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS LITTLE SHITLET

AND AFTER THAT JUST GO BACK UP AND READ THE PANSY INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME THING FROM HERE OUT

CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE A MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND YOUR PRIZE IS YOU GET TO GO DEVOUR IT LIKE IT’S THE BEST THING YOU’VE TASTED SINCE YOUR MOTHER’S BREAST MILK BECAUSE IT DAMN SURE IS

This, with Nutella.

The Instructions had me ROLLING. TROLOLOLOLOL.

Forgive me lord for I am about to sin..

Harry Potter Alphabet Cards Part 2 (Part 1) I NEED to get...

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 04:27:26 -0500

Harry Potter Alphabet Cards Part 2

(Part 1)

I NEED to get some of these for my son!

Jerry Spinelli, Smiles to Go

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:29:10 -0500

Jerry Spinelli, Smiles to Go

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Tue, 05 Feb 2013 08:13:04 -0500

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Tue, 05 Feb 2013 08:05:40 -0500

"Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to..."

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 05:52:17 -0500

“Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted...

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Mon, 04 Feb 2013 05:48:43 -0500

gnossienne

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 05:48:06 -0500

n. a moment of awareness that someone you’ve known for years still has a private and mysterious...

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